Genre: Fantasy, Comedy
Read again? Yes
Vushta, City of Forbidden Delights, has gone right to hell!
The Netherhells, that is.
Apprentice Wuntvor and his sneezy master Ebenezum finally reach the city after two books, Death, a Brownie, a gold-pooping chicken, an angry union representing bog womblers and other downtrodden imaginary and mythical beasts, a lap-lusting unicorn, a dragon and damsel stage act, a brutally honest demon, an assassin who loves to strangle wild boars, several attacks by Guxx Unfufadoo and his horde of Netherhells demons, a love-interest witch, a giant, and a long trip across the sea (powered by sneezing)!
And now the city is gone, dragged to the Netherhells by evil rhyming demon Guxx Unfufadoo. Not even one Forbidden Delight for Wuntvor to sample.
All that remains is the less-fashionable West Vushta. two wizards, some apprentices, and a costumer.
Plans are made. Wuntvor will venture into the Netherhells, armed with what few weapons could be found:
Wonk, the Horn of Persuasion.
Cuthbert, the cowardly talking sword.
A "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
A magic hat that produces scarves, flowers, or ferrets when one says "yes", "no", or "perhaps".
He will be joined by Hendrek and his cursed battleclub Headbasher (which no man can truly own, etc.) and Snarks the horribly honest demon.
And three ferrets.
All they have to do is find Guxx Unfufadoo and snip a single nose hair from him.
They meet up with the Dealer of Death, who once relished the the challenge of killing demons, but now wanders the Netherhells wishing for a good, solid wild boar to strangle.
Can our heroes defeat Guxx once and for all and rescue the Fabled City of Vushta?
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